dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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