am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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