I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
