He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
