Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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