It's Friday. Sex?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
BRING THE BAGELS
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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