why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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