I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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