Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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