I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
