i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
