omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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