I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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