Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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