Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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