found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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