I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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