Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
