Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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