As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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