Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
