You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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