Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
BRING THE BAGELS
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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