Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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