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The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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