PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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