Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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