dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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