You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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