You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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