can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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