so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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