You're earring is so big in my mouth
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
they're like a gay fantastic four
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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