So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
this will be a night to untag.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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