we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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