...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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