we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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