5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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