It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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