Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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