His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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