Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I want her autograph on my taint
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
