Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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