you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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