One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Randomize