i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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