Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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