God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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