there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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