it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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