$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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