coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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