My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Randomize
